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"“I’m a Christian who drops the f-bomb,” announces this detox diva, who would resort to cannibalism before killing or eating an animal. Utopians beware: “When I snap, I can be a little b*tchy and manipulating to get my way,” the self-proclaimed born-again virgin warns."

possiblebypopculture:

Hi internet!

I am always looking for new music because I now have a commute to an office that is an hour away (each way) with traffic, and I have a very VERY limited knowledge of current hits.

So I’m doing this random music shuffle “chain letter” (is that still what the kids are calling it?),…

So, Danielle “tagged” me for this. I have a lot of really random stuff on my iTunes, so this could be a mess…

1) “Better Off” - Ashlee Simpson

2) “Home” - Sheryl Crow

3) “How We Operate” - Gomez

4) “Pusher Love Girl” - Justin Timberlake

5) “Call Me” - The Body Snatchers (I think this might have been a free iTunes song?! Never heard it before.)

6) “Little Black Dress” - Sara Bareilles

7) “I Feel Pretty”/”Unpretty” - GLEE cast

8) “Strong Enough” - Sheryl Crow (considering the ratio of SC I have on iTunes compared to other artists who didn’t make the cut…)

9) “Still Got Tonight” - Matthew Morrison  (this *was* a free download)

10) “The Light Fantastic” - Chris Tilton (does score count?)

(This did not help you, did it, Danielle?)

MASTERS OF SEX is arguably the best show on television right now, so if you’re not watching, now you’ve got some time to catch up before season 3. ;)

cheia:


Amy Poehler: Researchers say that about one half of American teens go online to get information about sex, while the other half get their sex information from Don Pardo - oh, wait a second, no, that can’t be right. Don Pardo V/O: It’s true, Amy Poehler, I know a lot about sex. Amy Poehler: Oh please, Don, don’t say that anymore-Don Pardo V/O: Wanna know how babies are made? Amy Poehler: No! Don Pardo V/O: Good, I’ll stop by your dressing room and show you. Amy Poehler: What? God! Tina Fey: Wow, Don, you’re gonna do this in front of me? You’re gonna hit on her in front of me.Don Pardo V/O: Don’t be like that, boo. Tina Fey: Oh, Don Pardo, it is impossible to be mad at you. Amy Poehler: You’re a charmer, a charmer. Tina Fey: I love you, Don Pardo. - Saturday Night Live 31x03

cheia:

Amy Poehler: Researchers say that about one half of American teens go online to get information about sex, while the other half get their sex information from Don Pardo - oh, wait a second, no, that can’t be right.
Don Pardo V/O: It’s true, Amy Poehler, I know a lot about sex.
Amy Poehler: Oh please, Don, don’t say that anymore-
Don Pardo V/O: Wanna know how babies are made?
Amy Poehler: No!
Don Pardo V/O: Good, I’ll stop by your dressing room and show you.
Amy Poehler: What? God!
Tina Fey: Wow, Don, you’re gonna do this in front of me? You’re gonna hit on her in front of me.
Don Pardo V/O: Don’t be like that, boo.
Tina Fey: Oh, Don Pardo, it is impossible to be mad at you.
Amy Poehler: You’re a charmer, a charmer.
Tina Fey: I love you, Don Pardo.

- Saturday Night Live 31x03

mrsfallontimberlake:

People talk about how hard long distance relationships are but nobody talks about the struggle of long distance friendships. I would give my left leg right now to just be able to sit in our pjs and watch movies or to just be able to give a big fucking hug.